slapdashmonuments

Yesterday I somewhat rashly read a typo as an intentionally significant respelling, a dropped letter…

I was thinking about series that are already in motion by a specific writer, such as the one I'm toi…

Kendreth Leary, manager of the targeted bank, had never trusted Tory or Constantine, even when they …

Overseeing the meeting was their old mentor and senpai, Shrarl Glorlushuprlahh, known as Pop. He r…

Right on time, too: 4:03 AM, according to the almanac. O Sumo Garcia-Murry, or OSGM for short. But n…

Orange was in like a shot. It didn't matter what kind of shot. Orange was always looking for some ac…

They agreed to five posse members per team, not counting Con and Tor, the leaders of the temporary p…

The newly formed Country of Birth Control met with general condom nation.

And now it was time for a reckoning. "Check, please," intoned Tory.

After settling with old Furn, it…

"What?" he demanded, sick of all the verbiage I've been spewing like someone spewing something.

"Swe…

Tory drew a line in the sand that covered the table. What a filthy restaurant. Don't go.

"It's like …

"The time has come," Tory said, "to speak of manly things. First, I want to return the unicorn horn …

As the music changed to The Bobs' "Zombie Jamboree," so too did the mood of the two ex-lovers change…

Our subconscious mind can be the most formidable foe. Facing fright, we fumble for fortification, ra…

After tipping his hat, the hat took their orders and went back to the kitchen. Pips let out a soft s…