Bob and the animals

We watched from inside as Bob mowed the lawn. Then one moment he saw something through the garden fence and rushed to the gate. He looked upset, and quickly took his phone out to make a call.

„Hello? Yes, I’d like to report an intrusion of cockroaches. What? No, they’re technically not on my property, but outside my garden. No, not IN my garden, outside of it. Yes, an intrusion of cockroaches. No... yes, outside, an intrusion of... look, can you just send someone?”

That was the moment he saw the birds.

„Oh no, a lot of birds are coming now! This is bad, an unkindness of ravens!” – he flailed about.

„What do you mean how are they being unkind?! There must be hundreds of them!” – Bob was getting really agitated now.

It was a good show. Especially from our vantage point in the safety of the aquarium. We all enjoyed watching the events unfold. Me and my buddies, an audience of squid.