Sargon the Starfighter

Author: Mighty-Joe Young LOA

I went a little Kong, and they put me in the zoo. But now I'm back cause there was more for me to do.

"Swift..easy," <kapow> "Dead."

The spotter located the next target and started, "Swift..easy," <kapow> "dead!"

A crisp cadet followed by an older officer called the sniper and spotter to attention," Platoon Guide Chapman and Assistant P. G. Gutierrez?"

The two soldiers lept to their feet, with arms at the port ready, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

"Pack your shit! You have been transferred to fighter pilot school."

"But Sir, we have no background in airplanes, by the time we're trained we'll miss the whole war." Chappy pleaded.

A sinister smirk crept over the Colonel's cheeks, and he pointed to line of 18 wheelers stretching toward the horizon. Each one carried a massive shape that looked like a cross between a squid and a gnarled cypress stump.

"They're not planes. Duke Letterkill's boys just busted through the blockade and delivered us starfighters. Oh, and don't worry about about not being able to fly, because these fighters are alive. As a matter of fact one of them calling himself Sargon requested you two personally."