RD (Registered Dietitian) FAQs- A Poem

The RD does not make menu plans,

She will not take your carbs away.

She cannot make you lose weight,

For that, only you have a say.

No, there is no magic pill,

Not for shedding pounds.

It's all about the diet and exercise,

As awful as that sounds.

The RD is not your enemy,

She wants to help you out.

She sees you hiding under your covers,

And she sees your obvious pout.

But she's really here to help you,

To make you as fit as you can be.

Because that's her passion,

To be your RD.